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Hey to all my saved, sanctified, lovers of the Lamb.<s>!!!!!!!!

some funny material below for your appetite.......

HEADLINES-(these are actual headlines)

1. Red tape holds up new bridge
2. Typhoon rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.
3. Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
4. New study for obesity looks for larger test group
5. Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
6. Kids make nutritious snack
7. Lansing residents can drop off trees
8. Local high school drop out cut in half
9. New vaccine may contain rabies
10. Man minus ear waves hearing
11. Clock thief faces time
12. Bank drive-in blocked by board
13. Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors
14. Sex education delayed; teachers request training
15. Include your children when baking cookies



I hope you enjoyed these.........

By the way.......

What do turtles give each other for Christmas?????????

People-neck sweaters...:)


Bye all,
Andy Barnett
adbarnett@juno.com