They never die...nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

If you ever wonder what happens to persons in different professions
and technical trades once they get old... well here is probably a 
short list of some of the more popular (and inventive) ways that these
folks age..... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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                            They never die!

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. 
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest. 
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket. 
Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties. 
Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience. 
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed. 
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. 
Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot. 
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. 
Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane. 
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away. 
Old schools never die, they just lose their principals. 
Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away. 
Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy. 
Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper. 
Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.