Adam Asks God (fwd) Nyuk nyuk

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>Adam Asks God
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>After Adam and Eve have been romping around and have a great time in the
>Garden for a couple of days, Adam reflects back on God's wise choice of
>providing him a mate, and decides to thank the Creator personally.
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>"Hello God. Say thanks a lot for that woman-thing you made me, even
>though I still got that pain at my side," Adam says.
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>"Don't mention it," God replies.
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>"By the way, um, why did you make woman so soft and warm?" Adam asked.
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>"So that you will love her," God answers.
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>"That was good thinking, but why did you make woman so pretty with a
>soothing voice?"
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>"So that you will love her," God answers.
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>"Well that makes sense, but God, why did you make woman so stupid?"
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>"So that she will love you."
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