Bat problems.... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

God's been good!  Like always!  If you want to know the way that 
denomination churches get rid of bats in their belfry, this is
what they have found success ..... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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Three pastors got together for coffee one day and found all their 
churches had bat-infestation problems.  

"I got so mad," said one, "I took a shotgun and fired at them.  
It made holes in the ceiling, but did nothing to the bats." 

"I tried trapping them alive," said the second.  
"Then I drove 50 miles before releasing them, but they beat me 
back to the church." 

"I haven't had any more problems," said the third.  "What did you 
do?" asked the others, amazed.  "I simply baptised and confirmed 
them," he replied.  "I haven't seen them since."