Laws of the Land ... nyuk, nyuk

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Greetings Saints in Jesus name!

I hope the day is going well for all of you...  this seems to be
a pretty accurate account of the different "unwritten" laws that
we all know but never saw them scribed anywhere for public
display.... enjoy!

Bro. Tyler

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Murphy's Law ("If anything can go wrong it will") is the inspiration
for a new book by Paul Dickson, "The Official Rules at Home."  Here
is a sampling of laws, rules, observations, and maxims collected by
Dickson:

Ballweg's Discovery:  Whenever there is a flat surface, someone will
find something to put on it.

Rabbe's Rule of the Bedroom:  The spouse who snores louder always
falls asleep first.

Dickson's Gardening Rule:  When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If
it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

Dorothy's Dilemma:  The heavier the package and the farther you must
carry it, the more your nose itches.

Rosenbaum's Rule:  The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.

Parent's Law:  By the time you're right, you're dead.

Smith's Fourth Law of Intertia:  A body at rest tends to watch
television.

Todd's Rule of Bar Code Malfunction:  The bar code in the checkout
line won't work on items you're embarrassed to be buying.