Nyuk! Nyuk!

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Greetings to all in Jesus' name:

These two items appeared in the September 1996 issue of  The Rotarian 
magazine. Enjoy!!!

Television is called a medium because it is neither rare, nor well 
done.

     And then there is the one about the banker's son who was bragging to 
his pals, "My father makes $85 an hour just sitting at his desk."  
     "So?" answered the lawyer's son. "My father talks for an hour and 
makes $150."
     "That's nothing," retorted the minister's child. "My father 
preaches for an hour and it takes four men to collect the money."

I can't resist one more from the same source:
The definition of a brat:  a child who acts like yours but belongs to 
a neighbour.

In His Name
Dave
dward@fort-frances.lakeheadu.ca