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    The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
    by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read
    Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

    Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
    A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

    Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
       stop at the same time?
    A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
       saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

    Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
    A: Your car.

    Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
       driving?
    A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

    Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
       longer drive lawfully?
    A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

    Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
       passed?
    A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

    Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
       and a flashing yellow traffic light?
    A: The color.





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