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With postings about difference between Apostolics and Charasmatics, and 
differences between Apostolics, I thought I would post some satiric 
comments to explain that people who adhere to mainstream religions are 
not all the same.

Before you show these comments to non-Apostolics (or even to other 
Apostolics) be sure to point out that these are jokes many of which are 
pointed at my former faith system (Roman Catholic.)

So try to enjoy them:

What is the difference between a Lutheran an Catholic?

Catholic's are Lutherans who talk to dead people.

What is the difference between a Baptist and Methodist?

One gets dunked and one gets sprinkled, but they are more or less the 
doughnut.

What is the difference between an Anglican and a Catholic?
  
An Anglican is a Catholic beholden to the crown.

What is the difference between a C programmer and a COBOL programmer.

COBOL programmers believe that computer languages should resemble English 
and contain words like begin and end.  C programmers believe that 
everyday conversations should resemble computer talk and contain words 
like lossy digital compression, grep and awk.

What is the difference between a belief in COBOL programming and a belief 
in Roman Catholic faith?

Those who claim to believe in a programming language almost always spend 
a great deal of time realy programming in language.  Those who claim to 
believe in Catholic faith rarely let this belief affect any part of their 
lives.



"only the truth can make you free." (John 8:32)

			Yeaton Clifton

			yhclifto@vela.acs.oakland.edu