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I hope you catch the humor...if you don't you might be a Pentecostal.

Henry Bunch
henryrna@juno.com
If our minds are not open
then our hearts are closed!!

1. Your children think  going out  is when you stay after church for what
is served in the fellowship hall then.....

2.If you bring you tennies to church in a paper bag...

3.You have Acts 2:38 sewn on the back of your jacket....

4.You great all the folks you know at WAl-MARt  with a Holy Ghost hug...

5.If the price of your car is more than the price of your house.

6.Your car has abumper sticker that says  " People of the Name....

7.If having a good day for your pastor hinges on how many little yellow
envelopes
are in the offering plate..........

8..Your church musicans cannot rewad sheet music.......................

9.your kids know the difference in mixed bathing and mixed swimming...

10.Your wife goes swimming in a jean skirt.........

11.Your pay day falls on the 3rd. of each month............

12..The only time your saints wash their feet is on New Years
eve................

13.When asked for I.D. in a check out line you start singing " I 'm a
ONe-God
      Aposolic, Toungue Talking, Born Again believer......

14.Your husband diapears for hours every Monday night in the Fall......

15.Your second highest expense next to grocies is Hair Spray......

16.Your pastor says more than 4 times in a sermon   * In closing *.......

17.Your pastor announces on Wed. night our next service is Sunday
morning..

18.At least two saints call and ask what time does church start Sunday...

19.Your church has an eating order support group.....

20.You have tongues and interpretation at your Wedding...

Bro.Bunch







Henry Bunch
henryrna@juno.com
If our minds are not open
then our hearts are closed!!