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I recieved this by my fellow Computer Apostle.  Thought you all would enjoy!

By Kevin Shindoll


I have a Computer message for you at this time.

My Brother have purged your system of those sinful viruses.  Have you let the
cleansing MSAV flow over your Hard Drive.  It is time for you to purify
yourself.   Let the Word processor, which is quick and Pentium powerful,
restore your memory and purge you of those cross-linked files and bad sectors
in you life.  

Do you have a vision or is your screen covered with dust or even worse is
your SVGA card going out.  

Are you just playing games with your computer.  This not a time to play games
it is time to actually use your computer for something constructive.  

It is time to restore your computer with that great backup tape in the sky.