Comedy Comes Clean

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I received this on a church bass players list that I belong to.  I
thought it was funny enough to post to higher-fire.

Ben K.

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A gentleman named Alan Christing, President of Clean Comedians, came and spoke 
at our company.  He has a book called "Comedy Comes Clean."  Although it has 
nothing to do with Bass, I thought I'd share a couple of zingers with you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
A:  Someone who knocks on your door for no real reason at all.

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog 
would go in. -- Mark Twain