Dog Travel nyuk nyuk
"Gia Moran" (morans@execpc.com)
Tue, 1 Oct 1996 19:00:31 -0500
> My major experience with moving a pet was the time we moved our dog,
> Earnest, from Pennsylvania to Florida via airplane. We took her to these
> professional pet transporters, who told us that for $357.12, which is
> approximately $357.12 more than we originally paid for Earnest, they
> would put her on the airplane in a special cage, which we would get to
> keep. The reason for this generosity became clear when I picked Earnest
> up at the Miami airport. It had been a long flight, and since Earnest
> had had nothing to read, she had passed the time by pooping, so you can
> imagine what the inside of her cage looked and smelled like, on top of
> which, as soon as she saw me, she went into the classic Dance of Lunatic
> Unrestrained Dog Joy Upon Sighting the Master, yelping and whirling
> around like the agitator on an unbalanced washing machine, creating a
> veritable poop tornado inside the cage, just dying to get out and say hi.
>
> -- Dave Barry, Homes and Other Black Holes
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Gia Moran