Blonde ... nyuk, nyuk

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There was a typical blond named Candi.  She had long, blond hair, blue 
eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes.  One day, she decided to 
get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair.  She also went out and 
bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came 
across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the shepherd over. 
 
"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said. 
 
"Well, thank you,"  said the herder. 
 
"Tell you what... I have a proposition for you," said the woman. 
 
"Okay," replied the herder. 
 
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one 
home?" asked the woman. 
 
"Sure." 
 
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then 
replied, "382." 
 
"Wow," said the herder, "that's amazing.  You're exactly right.  Go 
ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." 
 
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. 
 
The herder watched this and then said to her, "Okay, now I have a 
proposition for you." 
 
"What's that?" she asked. 
 
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"