Microsoft is HQ for New World Order!

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On Fri, 18 Oct 1996 13:50:59 -0500 (CDT), you wrote:


>As the world edges closer to the year 2000, governments all over the=20
>globe slide into panic as they realize that they will no longer be able=20
>to rely on their computers to control their populace.
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>Then, at the last moment, Microsoft Corp. steps forward with a single=20
>quick-fix program that will find and correct all date-related coding=20
>regardless of its format.  But this salvation comes at a high price.  To=
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>receive the program, governments must turn over a significant portion of=
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>their GNP, and agree to use only MS products--products which contain=20
>viruses that feed sensitive information back to headquarters.
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>Gradually Redmond, Washington, becomes the govermental center for the=20
>New World Order.

Trusty smily face distributor who doesnt start church until 2:30PM
today steps forward to save the day carrying a whole bagful of
smileys, who happen to be involved in a contest..  Those that get
pulled over the line wiull have to serve on the next "add up the name
of the beast post", which everyone knows, means long hours serving
without notice.
			=09
    :-) :-)  :-) :-)  :-)  -----------|------ (-: (-: (-:


And ..... running around down south, we find the AWOL smileys that had
abandoned Bro Richard's Gates post, who have abscounded with several
6's in chains (as well as one dyslexic guy), wh are scheming to make
up another "who is is the beast for every one, amusement.

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-mwb