Biblical nyuk, nyuk's

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 What was the name of Isaiah's horse?
 > Is Me. Isaiah said, "Woe is me."

Who wa the First Man in the Bible to know the meaning of rib roast?
 > Adam

Where does it talk about Honda cars in the Bible?
 > In Acts 1:14- "These all continued with one accord."

Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
 > Some people believe that it was Zacchaeus. Others believe it was Nehemiah
( Ne-hign-a-miah), or Bildad the shuhite ( shoe-height). But in reality it
was Peter the disciple. He slept on his watch!

Where in the Bible does it say that we should not play marbles?
 > In John 3:7- Jesus said to Nicodemus, "Marvel not...." (Marble-Not)

How were Adam and Eve Prevented from gambling?
 > Their paradise (pair-o-dice) was taken away from them.

What did Noah say while he was loading all the animals on the Ark?
 > "Now I herd everything."

Who was the best financier in the Bible?
 > Noah. He flosted his stock while the world was in liquidation.

If Moses would have dropped his rod in the Red Sea, what would it have
become?
 > wet

What fur did Adam and Eve wear? 
 > bareskin

 Which animal on the Ark did Noah not trust?
 > The cheetah

How many animals could Noah put into the empty Ark?
 > one. After that the Ark would not be empty.

Which animal on the Ark was the rudest?
 > The mockingbird

What kind of soap did God use to keep the oceans clean?
 > Tide

Why did the rooster refuse to fight on the Ark?
 > Because he was chicken

What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
 > Flood Lights