Funny Church stories (was loose as GOOSE)

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Our District Ladies Auxiliary president is a fun-loving, gregarious lady
who can sing like a bird -- and who also has a glorious talent for messing
up the English language.

One memorable moment went into the annals of church history when this
sister got up to sing and said, "Please worship me as I sing". 

I believe we all ducked and looked for lightning to strike at any moment.
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Gia Moran

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> From: BUCKET6755@aol.com
> To: higher-fire@prairienet.org
> Subject: Re: loose as GOOSE
> Date: Monday, October 21, 1996 11:47 a
> 
> In a message dated 96-10-21 04:19:47 EDT, you write:
> 
> << Concerning embarrassing moments in pulpit the story goes. (as told in
>  pulpit) >>
> 
> I guess it's time to add "my" funny story ( I love funny stories) :) ;)
> 
> Someone that we know (I won't say who)  stood up to testify in our church
one
> night and stated that she would be glad when the mortal would put on
immoralit
> y!  Everyone was laughing, she was mortified!  But now she laughs at what
> happened, so it's O.K. to tell it now.
> 
> Sis. Brenda