Funny Church Stories

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One dear sister, after waiting for many people to testify, finally was 
called upon to give her testimony.  While she was waiting her turn, she 
was planning on what to say.  This wonderful women brought the house down 
with these words,  "As I sit here on my mind, a thought ran through my seat".
Needless to say, we all nearly fell out of our seats.  :)  This happened 
when I was 16 years old............34 years ago!  I can't believe I still 
remember this after all these years.  It was so difficult to hold back 
the laughter.........but, we tried!
Sis. Elaine

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Elaine Morgan                      "No person has ever injured their 
Librarian                           eyesight by looking at the bright side 
morganv1@ten-nash.ten.k12.tn.us     of things."
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