Funny Church stories (was loose as GOOSE)

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> I believe we all ducked and looked for lightning to strike at any moment.

Heh heh...

Sister Cheryl Kilough related this story to me.  As a young saint she
attended a church in Houston.

This church had been experiencing a "dry spell" and during one meeting
meeting, someone spoke out in tongues.  Everyone fell under deep
conviction as the interpretation was given, a warning that the Lord
should be worshipped and a warning that He would not always be
patient with this particular bunch of people:

  "Thus sayeth the Lord, my glory will depart from you and you shall
  be named 'Michelob'!"

Sis Kilough confesses she just barely concealed her laughter.  I suspect
something got lost in the translation.

Richard "Ichabod" Masoner