Nyuk-Nyuk You might Be a High Tech Redneck if:

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    Has anyone sent this one yet? A friend just sent it so I thougt I 
forward it to y'all!  He-he-he!  Enjoy!

    Laurie  =)


YOU MIGHT BE A HIGH TECH REDNECK IF:

If you have old computers up on blocks in the front yard.

If your e-mail address ends in "over.yonder.com."

If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."

If the bumper sticker on your truck say's "My other computer is a 
Laptop."

If your laptop has a sticker that say's "Protected by Smith & Wesson."

If you wire your network with jumper cables.

If you!ve ever doubled ths value of your truck by installing a cellular 
phone.

If your Door Rifle has laser-guided bullets.

If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."

If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

If your wife ever said either she or the computer had to go and you 
still don't miss her.

If you'll ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.

If you over refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tmctor, 
or farm animal.

If you start all of your emails with the words "Howdy Y'all, thought 
u's might like this here e-mail"