Funny Church Stories

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An evangelist friend of mine tells of the time he was in revival
somewhere in Missouri, or maybe it was Arkansas, or maybe it was
Tennessee . . . now, where was I?  <yawn>  Oh, yeah,  there you are.

The pastor of the church was taking prayer requests and a lady stood and
asked prayer for John. 
 "The mule kicked him today and he's in a lot of pain."  
Pastor asked, "Where did the mule kick him"?
Reply; "About half way between the house and the barn"    


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Warning, this next is kinda gross, but my evangelist
friend swears it happend!!!!!!!!!!!

Another church and it was one of those where they had a guy who had a
brain injury type of birth defect.

Said fellow stands during prayer request time and asks for prayer, "Pray
for me that I'll quit eating 
boogers".   

Now that, Brother Tyler is a real YUK, YUK. <aka as barf, barf>

I hope nobody reads this during lunch break at work.  Course it would
help staying on a diet.

God Bless

Travis