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Ok, it is time for me to add one that I heard about while in Brazil.

In Portuguese the word for way is caminho and truck is cami=E3o  and the =
"=E3o" is pronounced like a "on".  A minister was in Brazil preaching, =
he had just learned enough Portuguese to start preaching on his own.  =
The entire message he was trying to preach that Jesus was the way, but =
every time he was going to say that, he ended up saying Jesus was the =
truck.  He didn't realize his mistake until after the service his wife =
mentioned it to him.  He said "Oh well, if they get on board they'll be =
all right."


John Van Norman
jvannorm@health1.uwsp.edu
http:\\wellness.uwsp.edu\authors\jvn\



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