Funny Church stories (was loose as GOOSE)

Richard Masoner (richardm@cd.com)
Thu, 31 Oct 1996 09:57:38 -0600 (CST)


> > Sis Lucille (who's in her 80's and doesn't have quite the
> > eyesight she once did) was a little upset that we would have wine in
> > our home!
> 
> What do you all (general) use for communion?

While I recognize that different congregations use different things
(wine or grape juice), Sis Lucille is of the "grape juice only"
practice.  That'll be my only comment on that hot topic :-)

> Is it appropriate for a saint to cook using liquor? )Beer batter frying, 
> cooking with wine, etc.)?

I'm not even gonna touch this topic here......   I'm not sure my
Nomex-ware* is engineered to the temperatures required for discussion on
this topic :-)

Richard Masoner

*FOOTNOTE:  "Nomex" is tradename for current flame-proof products;
successor to the "asbestos" coats firemen used to wear.