Workplace Trans-Species news (Re: more workplace homosexual news)

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At 10:48 AM 10/3/97 -0500, you wrote:
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>> Event: "Coming Out as Transgendered"
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>Pardon me for saying so, but this is sick.
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>Coming to work looking like a member of the opposite gender?

Wow!  That's great!  ;-) 

This empowers me to remove my trans-species/trans-alien mask! ;-)

I can now fully show everybody what I, from the planet Zorglon 
as well as the other Zorlgonians, look like.  I'm tired of wearing
around this mush skin-suit that gives me human shape.  Now I can 
look like a true Zorglonian with multiple tentacles and scales like
the cephalopods and osteichthes phylum of earth.

Our mental abilities allow us to telepathically control many
people around us within a 26.3 mile radius (your common measurement
of an earth marathon).  We are solar powered and because of such,
we have *bad* days when there's no much sunlight.  We have not much
use for food... though it is a decent hobby to engage in when we've
got a few days of time to kill.  We worship what you piddly earthlings
call science and technology.  We know however, that you earthlings would
be highly dangerous with some of our toys.  Your race is far too aggressive
to enjoy some of our amenities.  I guess in earth lingoese... "What's good
for the Gander ... isn't good or even possible for the Goose.".

The world will now be a better place now that I can come out 
of your skin.  Just think... there's be pandemonia and chaos when
the earthings see what we really do.... it'll be wonderful.
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