Workplace Trans-Species news (Re: more workplace homosexual news)

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At 05:17 PM 10/3/97 -0400, you wrote:
>In a message dated 97-10-03 12:14:51 EDT, you write:
>
><< Wow!  That's great!  ;-) 
> 
> This empowers me to remove my trans-species/trans-alien mask! ;-)
> 
>I agree with the robot, it is sick, but what is even more sick these days are
>all those earrings and noserings and i especially hate ring around the
>collar.
>

And as to nose-rings and earrings and neckrings....  only the Zorglonians
that have stopped off at ringed planets of Saturn or Uranus do those kinds
of things.... us ambassadors from Zorglon don't have the time to just pick
up and visit wherever we want.  The Zorglonian tourists do though.

You do not understand much about our Zorglonian anatomy and physiology.
We're all hermaphroditic.  Meaning we are both male and female at the
same time.  We carry the organs necessary to reproduce the species.  Much
like the common earthworms.  Because we have no need to impress others of
our species we don't normally have to resort to wearing baubles, babbles,
and trinketts.

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