Fannies (was: Re: oneness)
City Barber Shop - Eddie Lunsford (lynnal@cblink.com)
Fri, 17 Oct 1997 08:24:37 -0500
At 12:11 AM 10/17/97 -0500, Robert J. Brown wrote:
>>>>>> "City" == City Barber Shop <lynnal@cblink.com> writes:
>
> City> But God is a spirit. and Moses asked to see God's glory and
> City> was only allowed to see his hinder parts while being hidden
> City> in a cleft in the rock .
>
>This is called, technically -- in theological jargon, a "theophany".
>A theophany is a physical manifestation of the spiritual God. Why is
>it called a theophany? Well, "theo" means "God", and if Moses saw his
>hinder parts, he saw his fanny, so it was a theo-fanny. :-)
So..... my gluteous maximus is a Tylophany. Bro Richards is a....
Ricardophany, Bro Brown's is a Robertophany, Bro Brian Berger's
is a .... Bergerophany, Bro Timothy Litterals would be a Litterophany,
Sis Laurie Gibson's would be a Lauriophany, Bro Jerry Moon's would be a
Moonophany, Bro Ronnie Sparks would be a Sparkophany (almost sounds
violent),
Bro William Price's would be a Priceophany.... the list could go on and on.
Bro Tyler
ME: You guys are nuts!
(no offense intended)
But what a laugh!
SIS. Lynna (grinning from ear to ear)