Funnies??

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A recent survey found that 58% of Americans
think that government is too big. The other
42% ARE the government.

A boy sacking groceries at the supermarket
watched with fascination as the store installed
a huge new machine for squeezing fresh orange
juice. The boy was captivated by the contraption
and begged to be trained to use it.
"Sorry Kid" the store manager said.
"Baggers can't be juicers".

Guidelines from the Athletic Program of
the Pittsburgh State Correction Prison
1) No cross-country Racing
2) No Away Games
3) No pole-vaulting

Q: What do you get when you cross an
evangelist with a hockey puck?

A: A puck that saves itself.

"I know I think too much, but doesn't
being a nudist take all the fun out of
Halloween?"

The following may hit "home" with some of us
on the H-F List:  Albert Einstein once said " If you
can't explain it simply, you don't understand
it well enough". (been there, done that :-) )

How to tell if your computer is MALE: It only
does what you tell it to, and it keeps cutting
you off just when you think you finally made 
a connection.

How to tell if your computer is FEMALE: 
No one but its creator understands its
internal logic, and you find yourself spending
your paycheck on accessories.

Q: What do you get when you cross the
Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

A: Halfway.

and FINALLY one last "funny"!

A preacher walking down a hot, dusty
country road stopped to visit a young man
who was struggling with a huge load of
hay that had fallen off his haywagon.
    "Son, the clergyman said, "you sure look like
you could use a break".
    "Yes sir, but I can't" the boy replied, wiping
his brow wearily. "My father would be mad".
    "Boy, you're hot and tired. It's no sin to take
a minute and have a drink of water." 
    "Thank you sir, but no", the boy answered
resolutely. "That'd cause trouble with Pa".
   "Pardon me for saying so, but your father
sounds like a real slave driver" , the preacher
humphed. "Tell me where he is so I can have
a word with him."
    "Well right now, sir," the boy said, "he's
under this load of hay".

Have a Great Weekend!

Sis Donna 
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Donna L. Perine
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