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>>>>> "fmbank" == fmbank  <fmbank@ruralnet.org> writes:

    fmbank> How to tell if your computer is MALE: It only does what
    fmbank> you tell it to, and it keeps cutting you off just when you
    fmbank> think you finally made a connection.

    fmbank> How to tell if your computer is FEMALE: No one but its
    fmbank> creator understands its internal logic, and you find
    fmbank> yourself spending your paycheck on accessories.

THEN mine is *DEFINATELY* female.  Of course, I *AM* its creator!

Actually, I have a "Johnny Cash" computer: "I got it one piece at a
time, and cost more than a dime..."

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