Dooling infront of mirror/blind date Was:(Re: Ice cream and children .)

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Brandon Parker wrote:
 
> Also where in the UPC manual does it say for our preachers to start
> playing match maker?  A couple of my preacher friends in Sec. 4 of Okla.
>  decided to drag me on a blind date *again*.  I think I'll go hide in the
> *basement*.  :) or *smile* .

If you want to end the unrequested blind dates don't hide: go, go as
fast as you can.  Just be sure to fake a seizure, wear clashing
colors(mismatched socks is a plus), have the hair slightly messed up,
keep filling conversational voids with inane comments, and at the end
request her phone number asking if it would be okay to call.

Skip - didn't like don't the matchmaker routine

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