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>From: henryrna@juno.com (HENRY L BUNCH)

> A guy named Jim receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his
> company.  Unfortunately, when Jim arrives at the stadium he realizes
> the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he is
> closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through
> the first quarter, Jim notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field
> right on the 50 yard line.  He decides to take a chance and makes
> his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the
> empty seat.
>
> As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse
> me, is anyone sitting here?"  The man says no. Now, very excited to
> be in such a great seat for the game, Jim again inquires of the man
> next to him, "This is incredible!  Who in their right mind would
> have a seat like this at the Superbowl and not use it?"
> The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
> supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.  This is the
> first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married
> in 1967."
> "Well, that's really sad," says Jim, "but still, couldn't you find
> someone to take the seat?  A relative or a close friend?"
> "No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
>
>And one from Santasam:
>
>
> Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about
> various things.
>
>     One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really
> forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the
> stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come
> up or was about to go down."
>
>     The second lady says, "You think that's bad?  The
> other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I
> couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just
> woken up!"
>
>     The third lady smiles smugly.  "Well, my memory's
> just as good as it's always been, knock on wood."  She
> raps the table.  With a startled look on her face, she
> asks, "Who's there?"
>
>
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