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3.   From:   Dennis Strain <dstrain@cloudnet.com> 

Carl... Thought you might get a chuckle of this one... Dennis Strain
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 A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey.

 The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in
 politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.

 "The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.

 "Why so much?" asks the customer.

 "Because it can program in C," answers the store owner.

 The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one
 costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational
 technology."

 The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That one costs
 $3000," answers the store owner.

 "3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"

 To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a
 single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."

Editor:  If you all think this one is bad... you should hear some of
the ones my wife brings home.  She is a lawyer.  Nobody gets more
jokes about their career choice than her chosen profession.
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