Cats & Pancakes

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Sis:
> it was a JOKE Bro. Tim. :-) Besides, have you
> ever actually SEEN a Chinese cat? One large pancake
> would do it, these cats are *really* small. 

Me:
Haven't we all seen a Siamese cat?  

Then one must consider what it entails to COVER one of these cats.  Do you
think one pancake, of what ever size, will withstand this "kitties" efforts
to remian "unbreaded"?

Here's one that stumped me:

A man lives on the 75th floor of a high rise building.  Every morning he
gets into the elevator and presses the button for the ground floor, gets
out and goes to work.  In the evening, he re-enters the elevator, presses
the button for the 53rd floor, rides the elevator to this floor and then
gets out and walks the rest of the way on the steps.  Why?
 
Timothy (hold the syrup, please) Litteral
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