Engage mind before talking ... oh, oh's

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Question:    If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:      I would not live forever, because we should not live
             forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, 
             then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, 
             which is why I would not live forever.

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply 
with the law.

--David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that 
        he failed to pay his taxes.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of 
your life.

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a 
        federal anti-smoking campaign

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the 
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that 
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make 
them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, 
the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of 
David Steele to the post.

--Philip Streifer, Superintendent of  Schools, Barrington, 
       Rhode Island

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