Cats & Pancakes

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MeB4:
In the evening, he re-enters the elevator, presses
> | the button for the 53rd floor, rides the elevator to this floor and
then
> | gets out and walks the rest of the way on the steps.  Why?
> |  
Sis:
> Isn't the question "What does he do for a living?"
> 
> He's a midget in the circus.  He can reach "G" easily, but can't reach
75. 
> Another
> version says he can only reach 75 when it's raining---he uses his
umbrella
> to push
> the number.

Me:
Maybe it was "What does he do for a living?" but the way I heard it was
"Why?".
I really like mine better as your's assumes that the only job a midget can
get is in the circus...

Here's the next one:

There are two men in a room with 52 bicycles.  One shoots the other.  Why?

<or is that "What's his dog's name?">  

Timothy (wry still goes against my grain ;-) Litteral
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