How to make a child into a delinquent
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Thu, 1 Oct 1998 02:24:23 EDT
HOW TO MAKE A CHILD
INTO A DELINQUENT
12 Easy Steps
This list is thought to have been prepared over fifty years ago by a
police captain and has now been made available through the
Houston Police Department.
1. Begin at infancy to give the child everything he wants. In this way, he
will grow up to believe the world owes him a living.
2. When he picks up bad language, laugh at him. This will make him think
he's cute.
3. Never give him any spiritual training. Wait until he is twenty-one, and
then let him "decide for himself."
4. Avoid using the word "wrong," It may develop a guilt complex. This will
condition him to believe later, when he is arrested for stealing a car, that
society is against him and he is being persecuted.
5. Pick up everything he leaves lying around: books, shoes, clothes. Do
everything for him so that he will be experienced in throwing all
responsibility on others.
6. Let him read any printed matter he can get his hands on. Be careful that
the silverware and drinking glasses are sterilized, but let his mind feast on
garbage.
7. Quarrel frequently in the presence of your child. In this way they will
not be too shocked when the home is broken up later.
8. Give a child all the spending money he wants. Never let him earn his
own.
Why should he have things as tough as you had them?
9. Satisfy every craving for food, drink, and comfort. See that every
sensual
desire is gratified. Denial may lead to harmful frustration.
10. Take your child's part against neighbors, teachers, and policemen. They
are prejudiced against your child.
11. When he gets into real trouble, apologize for yourself by saying, "I
never
could do anything with him."
12. Prepare for a life of grief. You will be likely to have it.