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This was forwarded to me by another consultant at my current client's.
Enjoy!
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Better learn these now, because when you stand at the Gates of Redmond,
Saint Allen will be checking if you led an error-free life.

Our Owner
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Our owner, who art in Redmond,
Hallowed be thy cash,
Thy Windows come,
Thy will be done,
Everywhere as it is in Redmond.
Give us this day our daily bug,
Destroy other platforms,
As we destroy those who compete against us.
And lead us not into industry standards,
And deliver us from Java.
A-money.

Hail Windows
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Hail Windows, full of bugs,
The market is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst operating systems,
And blessed is thy fruit of thy price, Profit.
Holy Windows, Mother of Money,
Pay for our upgrades,
Now and at the hour of the next release.


Glory Bill
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Glory Bill is the Founder
And the CEO
And the Owner
As it was in 1981,
Is now, and ever shall be;
Nerd without end . . .

Microserf's Creed
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I believe in Bill, the Capitalist almighty,
Creator of profit and greed,
And in Windows NT,
His buggy OS, our lord;
Who was conceived by a maniac,
Born defective,
Made everyone suffer,
Should be crucified, deleted, and buried.
Bill put everyone through hotfix hell,
In the third year, NT arose again from the reboot,
And ascended to version 5;
Which sits at the right mouse button of Bill, the CEO almighty,
>From thence he shall become the first trillionaire.
I believe in the Holy Reboot,
The Holy hotfix,
The communion of service packs,
The forgiveness of bugs,
The resurrection of documentation,
And monopoly everlasting.
Amen

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