Comedy Break

Bonita Stephens (34230@yahoo.com)
Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:00:11 -0700


Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble
makers.  If there was a problem in town, these boys were  guaranteed
to be there. Their parents finally decided to do  something about it.

 They called on the priest.  He was known to have success in  dealing
with problematic behavior.  He agreed to see them,  but only one at a
time.

 The younger brother went first.  He walked in and the priest  asked
him, "Where is God?" in a mild voice.

 The younger brother just sat there.  The priest asked again, 
"Where's God?"  The boy again just sat there.

 The priest tried once more, in a very annoyed and angered  voice,
"Tell me son, WHERE IS GOD?'

 Terrified, the boy ran out of the room and straight to his  room at
home, where he hid under the bed.  His older brother  came in and
asked what was wrong.

 The younger boy said, "We are in big trouble this time.
 God is missing, and they think we did it!"






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