Does it need to be said?

Bonita Stephens (34230@yahoo.com)
Wed, 21 Oct 1998 06:00:08 -0700


 Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down
far from civilization. After walking for some distance they came to a
farmhouse. They asked the farmer if  there was a service station nearby.

 He replied that there was one in town but that it wouldn't  be open
until the next day. He offered to let them stay at  his house that
night, on one condition..."Don't draw  attention to my son, he's very
sensitive because he was born without any ears."

 After agreeing to his wishes the salesmen spent the night  with the
farmer. The next morning at the breakfast table  the son noticed that
the salesmen were staring at him.

 "What are you looking at?," he demanded.

 The first salesman replied, "I was looking at your
 beautiful smile, it's important to take care of your teeth so you
don't have to wear dentures."

 The second salesman said, "I was looking at your thick
 curly hair, it's important to take care of your hair so you don't go
bald and have to wear a wig."

 The third said, "I was looking at your clear blue eyes, it's
important to take care of your eyes,...Lord knows you can't wear
glasses."
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