Fw: GCFL: What do you want to hear? & Pet Appreciation

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From: GCFL <gcfl-info@gcfl.net>
To: Members of GCFL <gcfl-info@gcfl.net>
Date: Tuesday, October 20, 1998 8:28 AM
Subject: GCFL: What do you want to hear? & Pet Appreciation


>Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an
>orientation.
> 
>They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and
>family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say
>about you?
> 
>The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great
>doctor of my time, and a great family man."
> 
>The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
>husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our
>children of tomorrow."
> 
>The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say.....LOOK, HE'S
>MOVING!!!!!"
> 
>Received from Melissa C. Knight.
> 
>-=+=-
> 
>This is Pet Appreciation Week, a time to do something special for
>your pet, something they'll really appreciate, like:
> 
>* Lick your dog in the face.
> 
>* Bring your cat a dead bird.
> 
>* Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.
> 
>* Make a concerted effort to learn to purr.
> 
>* Eat supper on the floor.
> 
>* Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really
>awful.
> 
>Received from the ALPHA Mailing List.
> 
>-=+=-
> 
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