Y2K Compliance funny

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>>      Here's a good one!   Enjoy!
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>>      FYI Y2K Problems resolved
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Y2K SOLUTION
>> 
>>      Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for
network
>>      or software applications support.  (See below)
>> 
>>      The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan,
1999.
>>      Instead, everyone will be provided with an  Etch-A-Sketch. There
are
>>      many sound reasons for doing this:
>> 
>>      1.        No Y2K problems
>> 
>>      2.        No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
>> 
>>      3.        No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
>> 
>>      Thank you.
>> 
>>      Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) for Etch-A-Sketch Technical
Support:
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all
over
>>      the screen.
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   What`s the shortcut for Undo?
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   How do I set the background and foreground to the same
color?
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>> 
>>      A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>      Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>> 
>>      A:   Don`t shake it.
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>>      Mmmmm, might work.
>> 
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