Telephone Invasion

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>>>>> "Lynne" == Lynne A Yohnk <lyohnk@juno.com> writes:

    Lynne> Now, I know cell phones are here to stay, but I would like
    Lynne> less phone calls. I went with my daughter to an Amish farm
    Lynne> a while back and I discovered the answer.  They had a
    Lynne> telephone at the end of their driveway.  YES!!!! I cried!
    Lynne> This is the answer! The deliverance from all telemarketers
    Lynne> and unwanted phone calls. I went home and told my husband
    Lynne> and he smiled at me and said something to the effect of
    Lynne> "You sure are cute, hon." That was it.

    Lynne> Well, our driveway IS long. Maybe one by the shed.........

No, no, no, Sis. Yohnk, what you need is another telephone line to
your house.  That way, when you don't want any phone calls, you call
one of your lines up with the other line, and everybody else gets a
busy signal!  :-)

Bro. Brown -- who has well over 20 phone numbers together with his
wife, daughter, and computers.  :-)

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